If I Were a Billionnairre...
You know those extra-tall stools you always see in pool halls? Wouldn't it just be the bees knees to build a toilet into one of those?
--posted by Patrick at Blowing Shit Up With Gas.
Thursday, May 15, 2008
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Nourish me on an egg, Nanny,
And ply with bottled stout,
And I'll grow to be a man
Before the secret's out.
Nourish me on an egg, Nanny,
With bottled stout to drink,
And I'll grow to be a man
Before you can think.
Nourish me on an egg, Nanny,
Don't wring your hands and weep,
Bring me a glass of stout
And close my eyes in sleep.
"Norish Me On An Egg" by Stevie Smith
"I guess I'm just an old mad scientist at bottom. Give me an underground laboratory, half a dozen atom-smashers, and a beautiful girl in a diaphanous veil waiting to be turned into a chimpanzee, and I care not who writes the nation's laws." ~ S.J. Perelman
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Here you'll find a few more diversions to enhance your entertainment while lowering your general productivity. All of these have been pre-screened for quality. Some numerous times.The Zooey Shrine:
Foo Fighters Live:
(probably my favorite tune by the Foos!)
Jimmy Hook:
(episode 1 of one of my favorite YouTube series)
Cool Anti-Gravity Research:
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Piss Diver:
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Suggest a vid for the ADD Theatre! Email me at patrick.hillman [at] gmail [dot com].
5 Comments:
Yeah, but talk about a big splash ...
hmmmm.........
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I've seen the "extra tall stools" that Jooge leaves in the back yard:)
You bet. When taking a Ye Olde Tour recently I realized that back in the day - way back- they regularly made toilets out of regular chairs. Actually the chairs looked like thrones, hence the slang.
I would totally buy one of those for my house. I dare say it would be the cat's pajamas.
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