IMHO Installment #14: Some Things You Should Keep To Yourself

  

So, I'm at a party last night with my boss from Horn Dog Enterprises (HDE). We're all talking about how nice the place is. Someone says, "They once held a fundraiser for Rick Santorum here."

 

My boss had been drinking. He leaned in to the small group there and quietly said, "I once saw Rick Santorum's private part."

 

Several recoiled in disgust, but a few pressed on. "How's that? Did you work out with him or something?"

 

"No, he was next to me at a urinal downtown, so I looked."  Thankfully, he left it at that. But, I could tell it was a special memory for him.

 

[Ed. note:  Sorry, my last IMHO installment should've been #13. So, this is #14.]